-gigglesnort-

You know you're a loser when you...

...Scream when toast pops out of the toaster.
...Scream when someone else screams.
...Scream when your iPod makes a noise.
...Sceam because you stubbed your toe.
...Trip up the stairs.
...Trip over your big toe.
...Trip and fall flat on your face.
...Trip in the water.
...Trip over absolutely nothing at all.
...Lose something that you just put down.
...Can't find something right in front of your face.
...Are in love with a fictonal character.
...Run into a wall.
...Run into the sliding glass door, thinking it was open.
...Run into a regular door.
...Run into a pole, face-first.
...Fall down the stairs at least once a week.
...Try to push someone into the pool, only to get pushed in yourself.
...Are occupied by popping bubblewrap.

-OR- You are ALL of those things...and MORE like me!

.//. Palatine .//.

~Have more fails to share? I would love to hear 'em! So post, darn you! I want something to make me laugh while I cry about being a loser ~

I am, without doubt, a loser O.o
YAY!!!
Here's a fail:

You wonder where your ipod is, only to discover it's plugged into your ears.

True story XD
In my defense, the music wasn't playing =P

-giggle-

Nice fail

--The sun goes in your eyes but you can't find your sunglasses even though there on top of your head.
--You look for your pocket knife when its in your pocket.
--You pretend to be ninjas in the empty school hallway with your friends only to be caught by a teacher.
--More--Coming--lol--